Hello to the owner of the cell-phone with no.077........ Your sim-card has been cracked open by Hacker's, and will destroy your phone within 24 hours, from NOW!        The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning dew may kiss the grass but you my friend can kiss my ass!!        WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

(_!_) Regular arse (__!__) Fat arse (!) Tight arse (_*_) Sore arse (_o_) Gay arse (_e=mc2_) Smart arse (_x_) Kiss my arse         I can’t wait to brush my teeth, I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh and creates a foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out up and down.        Durex regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. PLEASE report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We do apologise for any inconvenience

On this moment 26 million people are sleeping, 28 million people are eating, 13 million are readin + 1 gay is reading a sms-message!        We will now upgrade your brain. Please wait...... Searching..... Searching......... Still searching.................. .............Sorry, no brain found.        Roses are red violets are blue something like you belongs in the zoo!

How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!        This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you         Dont be sad dont feel blue Frankenstein was ugly too

What is the saddest thing in the world? Going into an orphanage singing : Mama I love you        Roses are red violets are blue I was born beautiful but what the hell happened to you.        This cat , is cat ,a cat , good cat , way cat , to cat , keep cat , an cat , idiot cat , bussy cat , for cat , 20 cat , seconds cat . Now read it all without the word cat

* the 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die.         Enter PIN code: * Enter PIN code: ** Enter PIN code: *** Enter PIN code: **** SIM Card Blocked         Who Wants 2 B A £MILLIONAIRE£ Let's play? Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a: A.Cunt B.Wanka C.Rsole D.Twat 50/50 Phone a friend? RING ME! I'LL TELL U!

Loading NOKIA PHONE VIRUS now.. Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked         PLEASE TURN YOUR MOBILE PHONE UPSIDE DOWN NOW!!HURRY!!! 370HSSV 0773H         *NEWSFLASH* a new study from america has revealed that if you are shit in bed and sexually inexperienced you will be holding ur phone in your right hand

I'm an alien I've transformed into your phone and as your reading this I'm having sex with your finger. i know you like it Because your smiling        *NEWS FLASH* snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochio's face + shouted "lie u bastard, lie, lie         press down harder yeah right there oh shit almost there ahhh That was Textual Intercourse

This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY.. HEY! dont force it, ugly git!!         Press down if u dont like me I cant believe u just did that! + again for fucks sake! how rude why are you still doing it? STOP IT U CUNT! EVIL BASTARD!!         Recieving SIM BLOCK... SIM BLOCKED HAHA! DID DAT SCARE U?

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